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"ok boris try take any more of my chips and i'll go all guitar hero on you"

Back in the day my uncles Cheech & Chong taught me how to play poker, who taught you?

Hey aint you the waitress I "did" in the cupboard of that restuarant that night !

hey man !i was just in the broom closet and there some chick looking for you in there ...ill look after your chips if you like !

Unbelievably Boris Becker is still serving aces

i hope you get more aces here than you did in tennis

Ozzy Osbourne lookalike says to Brian Adams lookalike ." You would have had a better chance of winning the lookalike competition if you came as Boris Becker.

"kep looking at me like Borris, and I'll show you a backhand!"

"Keep eying me like that Borris and I'll show YOU a backhand!"

It's like I always told Axl, if you're going to hide being a ginger, you can't have a beard.

i swear my chips were this high in the last tourie i played

SEE BORIS WHEN YOUR RUNING LOW ON CHIPS I PULL A EXTRA FEW THOUSAND UT OF MY HAIR THATS HOW U WIN ON THESE TABLES

boris i pull a few chips out of the hair thats how to win

Boris Becker nearly turns white when he his neighbour tells him he works for the revenue