Caption Competition

Durrr spunks off $3 million to Isildur1 and goes bananas!

''Please, no dick head remarks, it's a banana you donk''

Prior to the Full Tilt deal and close to busto, Tom worked part time as a travelling Fortune Teller....''You're going to lose your chips very soon...and meet a tall dark handsome stranger''

Tom loses prop bet to Aladdin

Dwan messes up in fancy dress shop and instead of turning up as Ozzy Osborne, the Prince of Darkness, he gets the Prince of Persia

With Tom's over-elaborate head wear everyone failed to notice Kojack sitting behind

''After I bust this two cent tourney I'mma sign this bannana for you and split''

''What the f*** you staring at? Have I got something in my hair or summthin?''

''Wanna see my marachas?''

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee

To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees

Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

this year is going that bad that i hav 2 go and wear some fruit of the loom gear 4 extras..

If Chris Burton don't win one of these god damn caption competitions I'm gonna wear a f****** crazy banana hat!

I'm Bannana's about boylepoker :)

ALL in and if i win ill let you like my banana:)

ALL in and if i win ill let you lick my banana:)

its the last time ill let my mams dress me..

piszz piszz u see what this fellows wearing..hahahaha

sorry mate there seems to be somthing stuck on the bottom of your banana

Tom Dwan had seen a few too many rainbow flops.

Didnt know Durr is sponsored by Free Trade Bananas ! !

Durr obviously didnt understand what a " Skins Game " was ! !

Players often find themselves wanting to "peel one off" against Dwan.

"i knew this new sponsorship deal with fyffes wasnt a good idea"

It's at times like these, I miss Peter Beardsley.

wait an see...once me man behind me pumps it up fully...it just be like been back at italia 90

After losing his last to Durrr in the Full Til Fruit Challenge, Spok decided the vulcan death grip was his only was to reclaim it

I hate these feckin Prop bets !!

look at hellmuth over there dressed like a donk

if i get knocked out of this game early,,i will have to go back on stage and finish the rest of the show...

OK So I couldn't get a date

if i get knock out of this tournment early,, ill just about make it back on stage to finnish the show ..