Caption competition

He plays faster than he can shoot, drinks even faster. Guess who he is ?

another big name joins boylepoker
( INDIANA JONES )......... or is it johnny Cash

Padraig does his best Bill Hicks impression:

Poker - is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real, because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round, and it has thrills and chills and is very brightly colored, and it's very loud. And it's fun, for a while.
Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they've begun to question, 'Is this real, or is this just a ride?', and other people have remembered, and they've come back to us and they say 'Hey, don't worry. Don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.'

I'm outta here before the receptionist works out my bar tab ....

have u seen this poker player?? the fashion police need to question him immediately for crimes against dress sense.you are advised not 2 approach him as his taste may rub of on u.

am lokin 4 smyth,marty smyth.....heads up at dawn boy.....

Aliens mistake poker player's head for docking station!

Excuse me sir, according to these records you have an outstanding saloon bill of over £500, SIR, stop that man.

A drunken poker is evicted from the tables for telling the dealer to get off his horse & drink his milk after suffering his last bad beat.

a new years eve piss up in galway can add ten years on to a man. look at what happened to kenna james.

as i rode into town,
100 bucks tucked in my saddle,
poker glory was my goal,
the felt were i was to dabble

i took to the table,
i studied at the faces,
i looked at my holding,
i spyied two black aces,

i just called under the gun,
got a raise from seat ten,
i smiled right back,
and said "im all in"

he called right away,
the cards on their backs,
me with the bullets,
he had two one eye jacks,

the flop came a nothing rainbow,
looks like im double stacked,
the turn came a king,
the river,a bloody jack,

to the bar i headed,
feeling mighty sad,
i ordered a whiskey.
told em "put it on the tab,

night turned into day,
i drank with no fear,
then the bill arrived on,
ummm "time i wasnt here"

"whos going to sort this",
the barman he did bellow
i just shrugged my sholders
"ahh try that marty smyth falla"

so i donned my cowboy hat,
headed off with out a care
ah what can you do
theres always next year

Top class poen Robbie you obviously have too much time on your hands!!

Where I on the other hand havent even got time to check my spelling!!

lol,four bottles of bud and a few drops of bushmills,wonderfull stuff that tack!:)