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all swimmers wearing blue armbands. Thats blue armbands. Please leave the pool.

"so anyway i won that much they had to pay me in this many cases"

Just another day at BoyleSports Towers.....

"..ok, ok, so thats two chicken & coleslaw on White bread, ham salad on brown, four sausage rolls and how many bottles of Cristal Brut was it...?"

spillane: "and for my next trick, my lovely assistant, David Poole will make this stack of chip boxes disappear..."

Excuse me, Im looking for Amanda Hugnkiss, A man to hug n kiss! :)

"Quick, throw this jacket over his head. It works a treat for my parrot."

And finally, if you like a flutter you could do a lot worse than lumping on Scolari to bring the title back to Stamford Bridge.

"so i'll just say it one more time,has any-one seen a big hairy man,with the most delicate fingers,anwsers to the name george,or butter fingers...cause me back is killing me from carrying them poker boys...to the bar"....:)

"and i'll ask one more time,will marty smith,pleeeeezee stop carrying around his winnings in them case's,put em in the bank.....now thats some gamble"...:)

Punter grabs coat and leaves as Paul kicks off the first annual Boylepoker karaoke competition with his version of "Dancing Queen"

So for just €10,000 you could part of this lucrative County Longford timeshare.....

I'm leavin' if he's gonna start singing 'Tie a yellow ribbon!'