The best of the British?

15 September 2009 | Category: by: Andy Ward



I'm quite enjoying this series of The Poker Show, but if Jesse makes one more comment about how it's a "disgrace" that there are no UK players in the Caesars Cup team, then I'll have to phone up and give him some GBH to the ear hole.

Let me clarify to start with, I don't give a monkeys about the Caesars Cup, it's yet another gimmick dreamt up so that Daniel Negreanu & Co can grab some more TV time without having to do anything inconvenient like be better at poker than other people to do it. But Jesse is putting me on super life tilt with this.

The European team, with Annette as captain, is as follows : Elky, Dario, Peter Eastgate, Patrik Antonious and Zigmund. If anyone thinks it's a "disgrace" that there are no UK players in it, then it couldn't be simpler. Tell me who should be out and which UK player should be in instead. There are a few you could make a case for being close, but if you're totally objective then you can still make a better case for those already in and a few more (mostly Scandis) besides. There's definitely no one who's such a glaring omission that it's a "disgrace".

At times Jesse appears to imply that there should be a UK player because it's being held here - but then he talks about the selection being "political", and what would be more political than sticking someone in who's not good enough just because they're from a particular country? A lot of our "great players" have made their reputation on the live UK circuit, or on TV tournaments, which means fuck all because the standard in both of those is dog poop. Tell me which UK player inspires fear when he sits down at the table. That's right, no one.

Update: The more I think about this, the more I can take another angle, which is that it's super disrespectful to Annette and the players on the team. Team poker is super ghey but, having said that, I can't remember a stronger team ever being assembled. It's also the least "political". We all know that people have "played for England" on the grounds of bunging the captain a few quid and giving him a lift to the game. If you pick any UK tournament player, Elky is better. Any cash player, Zigmund is better. Any heads up player, Dario is better. Any champion of this or that, Eastgate is the current World Champ. And any all round player, Antonious is better. And when I say better I mean by a street. This is a super strong team and so, given the super retarded format of what they're playing, they're at least 20-21 favourites.

Further Update: I like saying "super", deal with it; and maybe there is one better heads up player than Dario.


Comments (3)

couldnt agree more, i tink he said it was a disgrace there wasnt 2 english and 1 irish, thats when I had to turn it off. Defo strongist team poss

LOL. Gotta love Jesse but it's doubtful if anyone in the history of poker has ever talked more bollocks on poker, and that' saying something in a "sport" dominated by bollocks merchants.

lol harsh on Jesse there Doke!

agree totally with Andy on this, the European team is devastingly good and i cant see messers Dewolfe, Ulliott Channing or Smyth being disgruntled at being left out.

bluescouse might have added a bit of comedy though.

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